Personalized Bassoon Player Music Instrument Gift Women's Plus Size V-Neck. This funny gift for a bassoon musician says fear the bassoon, great for band practice. So comfortable you'll want one in every color! These versatile v-neck t-shirts are great to wear to the office or at a weekend BBQ with friends. Available in a wide range of colors to compliment any wardrobe, these shirts are softly shaped to complement a plus sized woman's curves.