Personalized French Horn Funny Music Joke Women's Plus Size V-Neck. This french horn player band gift has hilarious music slogan that says french horn the only instrument that matters on a Women's Plus Size V-Neck - White for a musician. So comfortable you'll want one in every color! These versatile v-neck t-shirts are great to wear to the office or at a weekend BBQ with friends. Available in a wide range of colors to compliment any wardrobe, these shirts are softly shaped to complement a plus sized woman's curves.